Mckenzie Encounter with Jesus

Last night, at work, my friend McKenzie decided to tell Ryan, who was stopping by, that Jesus was coming back soon and that Barack Obama was the Anti-Christ. About 15 minutes late, she yells for my help from the back room. I run in to find her with a burrito in one hand, and the other hand in front of her face.

"Ana, you know how we talked about Jesus coming back and Obama being the Anti-Christ?"

"Yea..."

"Look at my finger!"

Drown on her finger was a tiny cross. She claims she has no idea where it came from and that it's a sign from Jesus.

So, about a half hour late, she was washing dishes and the cross washed off. I heard another shout from the back, where I quickly ran in to see what was wrong.

"Ana, I washed off Jesus' sign! Is that a sin?!? Maybe this means Satan was giving me a sign and now Jesus is washing off the lies!"

It was a good night.