You will now be able to send messages to non-believing friends and family after the rapture.

"You can send them an email after the rapture while they suffer 7 years of tribulations under the anti-Christ... which, as we know, is Rosie O'Donnald."

And now Fox News has a plan to convert all religions to Christianity.

"There should just be a fake rapture. Have all Christians just disappear for a few days. Think about it, if you're a Muslim and you see this rapture going on, wouldn't you convert right then and there?"

Ha, agreed.