Candidates Wrestle It Out

Forget Penguins!

Elephants are my new favorite!

Official.

I went and got my license today. I was completely fine until my mother made the comment. "Now, don't cry if you don't pass. Because nobody passes their first time. You'll be too nervous to do anything right."

Then I went into a panic. Not pass?! No!! I had to pass. If I didn't, I would be completely embarrassed.

But I'm not embarrassed because I passed. And, I passed with a higher score than the guy gave me. I didn't correct his counting until I was back with my mother, though.

So, now I have a license. Yay!

I Love Brothers

While at my sister's house today, I stated "I'm jiggly..." And it lead to this:

Ana: "I'm jiggly"
James (My sister's husband!): "You're just like your sister!"
Tasha: "What?!"
James: "oh wait! You both -think- you're jiggly, but of course you're not! No. No. No. Not you two!"

Abortion as an Art

It has finally happened. Some lunatic has turned abortion into an art form.

The story from Yale University.

WARNING: IT'S DISGUSTING

Basically, a senior from Yale University, in New York, forced miscarriages of babies she inseminated herself by sperm donations, so she could use the blood for her senior art project.

Grumble Grumble

So, I just tried to start up my laptop so I could work on my essay, but I can't. My laptop is beyond dead.

The friday before break, I accidently left my charger in my science class while I was hurrying to get to my next class, seeing as we had a test and if you're late, then your score drops to 75% at best. so I was hurrying and I must have left it. but, I realized it when a girl asked to borrow it. I noticed I didn't have it and I rushed over to Weis' room, where I couldn't find it anywhere. I asked him if someone turned it into him, but he said no. So, I can ony assume that someone stole it.

Now, I figured I'd be okay because it still had 80% battery life left on it. But, I must have only put my laptop to sleep instead of completely shutting it down, because all it's battery drained. I am so sad.

Procrastination

Ugh, I've been so bad with procrastinating these past few weeks. I'm behind on my math work, which I had hoped to try and work on over Spring Break, but I just started today... plus, I had make work up to do for my science teacher and my english teacher, but I'm failure and just started that too.

Though, I can't really do my science work, since it's based off of lab work that the rest of the class did while I was in Hawaii, so I'm just going to talk to someone about it and figure it out that way. I'm pretty sure I have a test on all of it tomorrow.

Now onto fixing my essay.

Hugo Weaving...

... was in a lot more movies than I thought...

Most surprising for me, at least, was that he was V in 'V for Vendetta' and he was the voice of Megatron in 'Transformers.'

You learn something new every day.

71 out of 208

I guess I need to see more movies...



(x) Grease
() Grease II
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's End
() Boondock Saints
() Fight Club
() Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
() Blazing Saddles
() Airplane

Total: 5

(x) The Princess Bride
(x) Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
(x)Napoleon Dynamite
() Saw
()Saw II
()Saw III
() Saw IV
(x) White Noise
()White Oleander
(x)50 First Dates
(x)The Princess Diaries
() The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

Total all together: 11

(x)Scream
(x)Scream 2
(x)Scream 3
() Scary Movie
()Scary Movie 2
() Scary Movie 3
() Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
() American Pie Wedding
() American Pie Band Camp
() American Pie Naked Mile
() American Pie Beta House

Total all together: 16



() Harry Potter 1
() Harry Potter 2
() Harry Potter 3
() Harry Potter 4
() Harry Potter 5
() Resident Evil 1
() Resident Evil 2
() Resident Evil 3
() The Wedding Singer
() Little Black Book
(x) The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch

Total all together: 17



(x) Finding Nemo
() Finding Neverland
() Signs
(x) The Grinch
() Texas Chainsaw Massacre
() Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
(x) White Chicks
(x) Butterfly Effect
(x) 13 Going on 30
() I, Robot
() Robots

Total all together: 22



(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
() Universal Soldier
() Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
() Along Came Polly
() Deep Impact
() KingPin
(x) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
() Eight Crazy Nights
(x) Joe Dirt
(x) King Kong (New or old version)

Total all together: 28


() A Cinderella Story
() The Terminal
() The Lizzie McGuire Movie
() Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
(x) Dumber & Dumberer
() Final Destination
() Final Destination 2
() Final Destination 3
() Halloween
(x) The Ring
(x) The Ring 2
() Surviving Christmas
(x) Flubber

Total all together: 33



() Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
() Practical Magic
() Chicago
() Ghost Ship
() From Hell
() Hellboy
() Secret Window
() I Am Sam
(x) The Whole Nine Yards
()The Whole Ten Yards

Total all together: 34



() The Day After Tomorrow
() Child's Play
() Seed of Chucky
() Bride of Chucky
(x)Ten Things I Hate About You
(x) Just Married
() Gothika
() Nightmare on Elm Street
(x)Sixteen Candles
(x) Remember the Titans
() Coach Carter
(x) The Longest Yard
() Gridiron Gang
() The Grudge
() The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
() Son Of The Mask

Total all together: 40



(x) Bad Boys
(x) Bad Boys 2
() Joy Ride
() Lucky Number Sleven
(x) Ocean's Eleven
(x) Ocean's Twelve
() Ocean's Thirteen
() Bourne Identity
() Bourne Supremacy
() Bourne Ultimatum
() Lone Star
() Bedazzled
() Predator I
() Predator II
(x) The Fog
(x) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
(x) Curious George

Total all together: 48

(x) Independence Day
() Cujo
() A Bronx Tale
() Darkness Falls
() Christine
(x) ET
() Children of the Corn
(x)My Boss's Daughter
(x)Maid in Manhattan
(xoriginal is beast) War of the Worlds
(x) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2
(x) Rush Hour 3

Total all together: 56


() Swimfan
(x) Miracle on 34th street
() Old School
(x) The Notebook
() K-Pax
() Krippendorf's Tribe
(x) A Walk to Remember
() Ice Castles
() Boogeyman
() The 40-Year-Old-Virgin

Total all together: 59



(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
() Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
() Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
() Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Total all together: 62

() Baseketball
() Hostel
() Waiting for Guffman
() House of 1000 Corpses
() Devil's Rejects
(x) Elf
() Highlander
() Highlander: endgame
() Mothman Prophecies
(xvery good) American History X
() Three

Total all together: 64



() The Jackal
() Kung Fu Hustle
(x aw my childhood) Full Metal Jacket
() Shaolin Soccer
() Night Watch
(x) Monsters Inc



total: 66



(x) Titanic
(x) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
() Shaun Of the Dead
()Willard

Total: 68



() High Tension
()Club Dread
() The Hulk
()Dawn Of the Dead
(x) Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
() Orgazmo
() Phantasm

total: 69



() Kill Bill vol 1
() Kill Bill vol 2
() Mortal Kombat
() Wolf Creek
() The Hills Have Eyes
() The Hill Have Eyes II
() I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
() The Last House on the Left
() Re-Animator
() Army of Darkness

Total : 69



(x) The Matrix
() The Matrix Reloaded
() The Matrix Revolutions
() Evil Dead
() Evil Dead 2
(x) Team America: World Police
() Silence of the Lambs
() Hannibal
() Red Dragon
(x) Anger Management
() Love and Basketball..

Total All Together: 71



Now: put in the subject
i have seen ___out of 208 movies

The Key to the Perfect Marriage!

The Three Little Pigs

As told by Christopher Walken.

The Other Boleyn Girl

I finished it last night. I've been falling more and more in love with the novel but now it's over. I was really dreading the end of it.

1. I know the ending as history tells it, so I knew it wouldn't be pleasant.
2. I didn't want the book to end!

But it did. And I will say, I was rather disappointed with the ending. It was very rushed and anti-climatic. But, it was still good, I just wish it would have been more dramatic, more heart wrenching, and more intense.

but the beginning and middle were pretty much awesome! So I'm going to see the movie in a few minutes. Ryan has graciously agreed to take me, although I know he would rather not. But, he made a deal with me that he wouldn't fall asleep or anything. I hate disrespect to something I love. He said he would do no more than blink. :)

I did promise him a few executions and quite bit of blood. But I also made sure to let him know that the executions and blood would be interrupted by love, sex, and tears. We'll see how he does.

I recommend the book, but I'm a female, so the experience might be different if a male picks it up.

Goodbye Facebook

Gone. Maybe later I'll return, but I don't care either way.

I'm tired of people and the crap that goes on everywhere I go. I don't like the people at school, I don't like the people I live by, and I don't like the people I church with. Everyone has a hidden agenda and none of them truly care about anyone but themselves. But, then again, neither does the rest of society.

I'm just sick of everyone.

How Should Women Smell?

While watching the Cosby Show, I've learned how women should truly smell.


When a couple (Saundra, and Elvin) are discussing who should pump the gas, Elvin gives his opinion on the smell of women.

Saundra: "Why couldn't I pump the gas?"
Elvin: "Because it's a man job."
Saundra: "There are no such things as a man's job"
Elvin: "Well, how would it look if a woman was pumping gas for a man?"
Saundra: "Then how come it's okay for me to get you a sandwich or get you a cup of coffee when you ask?"
Elvin: "Because pumping gas makes your hands dirty and smelly. And women shouldn't smell like gas, they should smell.....like sandwiches."


I think designer perfumes could make more money if they would just listen to the public.